Ref: "Are you serious, there's a Bobcats drinking game?" Silas: "I don't know, but I'm gonna have to play it the minute this season ends...". Mandatory Credit: Paul Abell-US PRESSWIRE

The Charlotte Bobcats Drinking Game


Disclaimer: If you follow through with this rule for rule, you will die.

Bobcats basketball has been anything but fun this year, but with two games left in the season, that doesn’t mean you can’t have fun watching them.

Introducing: The Charlotte Bobcats Drinking Game.

Drop all your plans on Wednesday and Thursday, call up all your friends and get ready to get down with the worst team in the NBA.

You’ll need a lot of beer, but a 24 pack of PBR is pretty cheep, so don’t worry. Buy two.

The rules (quarter by quarter):

If the Bobcats lose the tip and give up a basket on the game’s first possession, drink.

If the Bobcats are losing by 10 or more at the end of the first quarter, drink.

If the Bobcats are losing by 20 or more at half time, chug.

If the Bobcats are losing by 20 or more at the end of the third quarter, drink.

If the Bobcats lose the game by 30 or more, chug.

Player specific:

When Bismack Biyombo jumps at a pump-fake, drink (yes, every time).

When Kemba Walker misses a layup, drink.

When DJ Augustin lets his defender blow by him for a layup, drink.

When Byron Mullens bricks any shot from inside the free-throw line, drink.

When Gerald Henderson settles for a baseline jumper and misses, drink.

Opponent specific:

When an opponent throws down an uncontested dunk, drink.

When an opponent hits a wide open three, drink.

When an opponent scores off a turnover, drink.

When an opponent scores off an uncontested offensive rebound, drink.

When an opponent forces Charlotte into a shot clock violation, chug.

When an opponent goes on a 10-0 run, drink.

If it’s a 15-0 run, chug. If it’s a 20-0 run, finish your beer.

Miscellaneous:

If at any time during the game a Kemba-to-Bismack alley oop gets botched, drink.

If any Bobcat air-balls a free-throw, chug.

If an opposing player steals an inbound pass and scores immediately, finish your beer.

The winner:

Whoever holds their beer down the longest, passes out last, or convinces their friends that the game they’re watching actually resembles professional basketball.

I hate to put this disclaimer in twice, but it is essential that you understand:

If you follow through with this rule for rule, you will die.

If there are any other rules you’d like to see in the game, post them in the comments.

NO TYRUS! Byron's on your team, let him score! Mandatory Credit: Sam Sharpe-US PRESSWIRE

 

 

 

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